Exceptional Tips for Trampoline Bed Prophets

Tip 1: Always wear a helmet when prophesying from a trampoline bed

Trampoline beds are great for getting a good workout and predicting the future. Just make sure to keep your head protected from any stray basketballs or flying cats.

Tip 2: Practice your prophesying in front of a mirror

Stare into the abyss of your own reflection and predict the exact date and time of the apocalypse. It's a great way to get some solo time with your thoughts.

Tip 3: Join a trampoline bed prophecy group

Find other trampoline bed prophets to share your visions with. You might even start a new cult.

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